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Romantic Rhymes

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most

>romantic first line...

>but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they

>received.

>

>1. My feelings for you no words can tell,

> Except for maybe "go to hell"

>

>2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's

empty

>and so is your head.

>

>3. Of loving beauty you float with grace,

> If only you could, hide your face

>

>4. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

> This describes everything you are not!

>5. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -

> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

>

>6. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

> Marrying you screwed up my life

>

>7. I see your face when I am dreaming.

> That's why I always wake up screaming

>

>8. My love, you take my breath away.

> What have you stepped in to smell this way?

>

>9. I thought that I could love no other

> Until, that is, I met your brother.

>

>10. What inspired this amorous rhyme?

> Two parts vodka, one part lime

Difference between COLD and SWINE FLU..

Symptom	Cold	Flu
Fever	Fever is rare with a cold.	Fever is usually present with the flu in up to 80% of all flu cases. A temperature of 100Â°F or higher for 3 to 4 days is associated with the flu.
Coughing	A hacking, productive (mucus- producing) cough is often present with a cold.	A non-productive (non-mucus producing) cough is usually present with the flu (sometimes referred to as dry cough).
Aches	Slight body aches and pains can be part of a cold.	Severe aches and pains are common with the flu.
Stuffy Nose	Stuffy nose is commonly present with a cold and typically resolves spontaneously within a week.	Stuffy nose is not commonly present with the flu.
Chills	Chills are uncommon with a cold.	60% of people who have the flu experience chills..
Tiredness	Tiredness is fairly mild with a cold.	Tiredness is moderate to severe with the flu.
Sneezing	Sneezing is commonly present with a cold.	Sneezing is not common with the flu.
Sudden Symptoms	Cold symptoms tend to develop over a few days.	The flu has a rapid onset within 3-6 hours. The flu hits hard and includes sudden symptoms like high fever, aches and pains.
Headache	A headache is fairly uncommon with a cold.	A headache is very common with the flu, present in 80% of flu cases.
Sore Throat	Sore throat is commonly present with a cold.	Sore throat is not commonly present with the flu.
Chest Discomfort	Chest discomfort is mild to moderate with a cold.	Chest discomfort is often severe with the flu.

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