A husband, just before he was to die, said to his wife "When I die I
want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
to take my money into the afterlife with me"
And so he got his wife to promise him that with all her heart, when he
died, she would put all his money in the casket with him.........Well
he died.
He was stretched out in the casket.....his wife was sitting there in
black and her friend was sitting next to her. When the ceremony ended
and just before the undertakers were to shut the casket she said "Wait
a minute".
She had a box with her....she walked over and put the box in the
casket and the undertaker closed and locked the casket and they rolled
the casket away.
The wife's girlfriend leaned over and whispered to the wife "Girl I
know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your
husband"
The wife answered...."I'm a Christian and I can't go back on my word.
I promised him I would put all the money in with him"
The girlfriend looks at the wife and says.....'you mean you really did
put all the money inside the casket with him?!"
The wife said "I sure did....I wrote a check......and if he can cash
it.... he can spend it!!"
Moral of the story? NEVER EVER underestimate the intelligence of a woman.
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