Romantic Rhymes

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most

>romantic first line...

>but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they

>received.

>

>1. My feelings for you no words can tell,

> Except for maybe "go to hell"

>

>2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's

empty

>and so is your head.

>

>3. Of loving beauty you float with grace,

> If only you could, hide your face

>

>4. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

> This describes everything you are not!

>5. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -

> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

>

>6. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

> Marrying you screwed up my life

>

>7. I see your face when I am dreaming.

> That's why I always wake up screaming

>

>8. My love, you take my breath away.

> What have you stepped in to smell this way?

>

>9. I thought that I could love no other

> Until, that is, I met your brother.

>

>10. What inspired this amorous rhyme?

> Two parts vodka, one part lime

Lighter moments - Married Life

A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them...


Jo Hua, So Hua.

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Wife : Honey ..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour??


Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
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2 Dost Suicide karne gae,

Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Duk
de!"


Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance mai Job.
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
continue to do so.
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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to
a
conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O bolo ta ra ra.
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Sardar to his friend "I kiss my Wife everyday before leaving for Office,

what about you?"
Friend : Me too, after you leave.
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Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
When a Person asked what he was doing....
He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Man before Marriage is like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Wherever U Go Our Network Follows."
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Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyondyour grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight uponyou."........JASIQ.

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