Romantic Rhymes

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most

>romantic first line...

>but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they

>received.

>

>1. My feelings for you no words can tell,

> Except for maybe "go to hell"

>

>2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's

empty

>and so is your head.

>

>3. Of loving beauty you float with grace,

> If only you could, hide your face

>

>4. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

> This describes everything you are not!

>5. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -

> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

>

>6. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

> Marrying you screwed up my life

>

>7. I see your face when I am dreaming.

> That's why I always wake up screaming

>

>8. My love, you take my breath away.

> What have you stepped in to smell this way?

>

>9. I thought that I could love no other

> Until, that is, I met your brother.

>

>10. What inspired this amorous rhyme?

> Two parts vodka, one part lime