Once Amitabh Bachchan drove the car himself and made his driver to sit
at the back seat, the car passed away a signal and left the traffic
policeman astonished, the traffic policeman went to the second traffic
policeman and said, "Today I saw one of the richest man."
second policeman : "But who was he actually?"
first policeman : "I don't know the name but his driver was Amitabh
bachchan."
2nd joke
Once a sardharji was going in a train.When the train stopped in a
station,he wanted to have a bath.so he went and approached a man and
asked him the instructions of how to use the bathroom.The man
said,"Just press the buttons 1-10".So the went inside.He pressed the
button-1.It sent him inside.He pressed button-2.It took off all his
clothes.Then he thought that since he had pressed the buttons-1,2, he
must press the button-10(1- 10-1,2,10) .So he pressed the button 10.
Then you can assume what happened next(The button 10 will push the
person out.).
3rd joke
Five friends lived in a room, Namely are MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY..
One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.
MAD: Is it police station ???
Police: Yes, what is the matter ???
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY..
Police: Are you mad?
MAD: Yes, I"m MAD.
Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.
MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom....
Police: you FOOL...
MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke..
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Alley alley bura laga....
