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Beautiful prayer by a software employee.....................

GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

Between the ages of 15 - 20, a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.

Between the ages of 20 - 30, a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, crispy, wise and beautiful!!!

Between the ages of 35 - 40, a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40 - 50, she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50 - 60, she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60 - 70, a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.

After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

Aparichithudu

Oka line lo 5 bugs vunte thappa - kadu
5 lines lo 5 bugs vunte thappa - china thappu
5 programs lo 5 lines lo 5 bugs Vunte thappu kada - pedda thappe.

Prabhas

'Smile Smile Smile
Ee Prapancham entho peddadi,
Andhulo ee software entho chinnadhi,
Andhulo ee bug chala chala chinnadhi,
so don't bother about it,
Smile Smile Smile'.

Mahesh Babu

'Bug ni chudalanukovacchu - Tappu ledu
Rectify Cheyyalanukovaddu - Chacchi Pothav'

Nenu entha chetta tester no naake teliyadu!!

Chiru

'Idhigidhigo bossu .... Maree antha speed aiypomaaku story maaripoddhi...

As Tagore
Mana program lo mottam 2500 lines vunnayi
Andulo 1250 bugs vunnayi
Andulo 750 Runtime bugs ithey migilinavi, 500 bugs
compile time bugs.

Mana programlo ekkada choosinaa ..BUG!..BUG!..BUG!...ila prathi line lo inni BUGS vunte program ela execute cheyyali Sir!!..inni bugs choosi visugu chendaanu,elagainaaa BUGS rectify cheyyalanukunnanu.....anduke ABF(Anti Bugs Force) ane software tayyaru chesaanu...!..BUGS nu rectify chesaanu!....Nenu chesindhi tappani anipisthe naaku appraisals ivvakkarledu, hikes ivvakkarledu...assalu SALARY ne ivvaddu SIR!!!

PM: Andaru TESTERlu company lo pudataaru..kaani Nuvvu janam lo nunchi puttina TESTER vayya..!!

Balaiah

Nee bugs lo dammenta, nee Code lo pavarenta...
Nenu talachukunte kantichooputo bugs ni Srushtistaa

Nee program open chesaa...Andulo BUG petta..!

Nuvvu nijam gaa TESTER aithe ,Niyyabba nuvvu chadivindhi testing concepts ee aithe....BUG kanukkora chooddam! !!

NTR

EE baggulu mottamodata create chesindhi maa taata.....program lo pettindhi maa taata...vaatitho nuvvendhiraa nannu peekedhi!!

Nag
'Oye yetthi kottanante yetlo padadame kadu Surru summaipodhi, Bug Big ayipodhi!!.

Venkatesh

'Ayyo Ayyo Ayyayyo
Any Language
Any Compiler
Any no of Bugs
Single Hand -> Ganesh'

Legebrity-Mohan Babu:

The relationship between tester and BUG is like a fish and water ,but not fish and fisherman..!!.....eppudo chinnappudu chaduvukunna chaduvu grammer tappulu vunte manninchu....assalu arthame tappanukunte kshaminchu!!

Pity Star (UdayKiran)

'Chi Chi mee peddolunnarey, Coffee aani, Tea
aani, Meetings aani, Savalaksha Karanalu cheppi ma time waste chestaru.
Repu udayam padakondu gantalaki ee bug ni solve chesi ma youth power ento
chupista'

Now suddenly PowerStar will enter and say :-

'Matter chusthe chinna area, dheentlo pedda chikkulu, Andukey
chepthunnanu my dear friend's TESTING -GISTING ane tokkalo panulu pettukuvaddu!!

**WARNING** THIS IS NOT STRICTLY TRUE IN EVERY SAALI'S. AND DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY!!

...*

*What is the difference between Saali & Wife*

Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty

Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension

Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi

Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka

Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool

Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi

Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAK

On a flight James Bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy. Telugu Guy:
"Hello, May I know your name please?"

James Bond: "My name is Bond". Continuing in his inimitable style, "James Bond".

Then Bond asks: "And you?"

Telugu Guy says: "My name is Rao...
Siva Rao...
Samba Siva Rao...
Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao..."

Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says "James "

FUN EMAILS GET HERE

One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your $ $incerely,

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :
Dear
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading
ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NO thing more to add NOw You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

Pakistani Tourist

A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Delhi found himself needing to urinate badly. After a long search he could not find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn't control himself and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself.

As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Delhi police official approached him, "Hey, What do you think you're doing here?"

Pakistani tourist: "Sorry I have to Pee"

Police : "No PP here okay ? Follow me."

The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds around.

Police: "PP here..... and have a nice day".

Pakistani tourist : "Oh Sir, ....... that's very nice of you, is this Indian courtesy?"

Police: "No.......this is The Pakistani Embassy!"

Pappu: Dad how was I born

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Dad: well son, your Mom & I got to gether at 'YAHOO'

we set us a date via E-Mail, & Met in a cyber cafe,

Your Mom agreed to dowload data from my PEN DRIVE,

JUST when I was about to "Transfer"

we realised that none of us have installed "FIREWALL"

IT was too late to DELETE

9 months later a POP-UP Window appeared & said

YOU HAVE GOT A MALE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

some teacher student jokes!!
Teacher - Teacher
Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask a question in english, answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."
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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students

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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
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Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead:
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."

The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

. . . . . . . . . . .

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..

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he replied laughing, "Coz . . ." "I just love hearing it. . . ."

Sachin and Ganguly, 75 and 80 years old are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do every day Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's cricket in heaven?"

Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."

They sake on it and sadly a few months later, poor Sachin passes away.

One day Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons when he hears a voice whisper, "Sourav, Sourav!"

Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?"

"Yes whispers Sachin's ghost.

Ganguly asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?" "Well," says Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the good news first," says Ganguly.

Sachin says, "Well there is cricket in heaven." Ganguly says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"

Sachin sighs and whispers, "You and me, We are going to open the innings on Friday."

LAXMAN: available@home-only

KUMBLE: only@test_match

SACHIN: admitted@hospital

KAIF: good@for_nothing

SEHWAG: consistently@ out_of_form

DRAVID: stick@crease_like_fevicol

PATHAN: takewickets@only_with_ kenya

GREG CHAPPELL: only_experiment@noresult

Munaf Patel: only_line&length@nospeed

Harbhajan Singh: no_spinpitch@nowicket

Suresh Raina: why_i_am_there@ god_knows

Women Are Such Complex Creatures:

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,
If you don't you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,
If you don't, you are good for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,
If you don't you are not understanding.

If you visit her often, you are boring,
If you don't she accuses you of double crossing.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,
If you don't, she says you are a dull guy.

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait,
If she is late, she says it is a girls way.

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,
If you kiss her often, she yells you are taking advantage.

If you talk, she wants you to listen,
If you listen, she wants you to talk.

IN SHORT...
So simple, yet so complex,
So weak, yet so powerful,
So confusing, yet so desirable,
So daming, yet so wonderful... WOMEN !

What makes life 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

and:

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)

NRN & Sudha Murty Love story

Love Story of Narayana Murthy and Sudha (From
Sudha's Autobiography)

It was in Pune that I met Narayan Murty through my
friend Prasanna who is
now the Wipro chief, who was also training in Telco.
Most of the books
that Prasanna lent me had Murty's name on them which
meant that I had a
preconceived image of the man. Contrary to
expectation, Murty was shy,
bespectacled and an introvert. When he invited us
for dinner.I was a bit
taken aback as I thought the young man was making a
very fast move. I
refused since I was the only girl in the group. But
Murty was relentless
and we all decided to meet for dinner the next day
at 7.30 p.m. at Green
Fields hotel on the Main Road ,Pune. The next day I
went there at 7' o
clock since I had to go to the tailor near the
hotel. And what do I see?
Mr. Murty waiting in front of the hotel and it was
only seven.

Till today, Murty maintains that I had mentioned
(consciously!) that I
would be going to the tailor at 7 so that I could
meet him...And I
maintain that I did not say any such thing
consciously or unconsciously
because I did not think of Murty as anything other
than a friend at that
stage. We have agreed to disagree on this matter.
Soon, we became friends.
Our conversations were filled with Murty's
experiences abroad and the
books that he has read. My friends insisted that
Murty as trying to
impress me because he was interested in me. kept
denying it till one fine
day, after dinner Murty said, I want to tell you
something. I knew this as
it. It was coming. He said, I am 5'4" tall. I come
from a lower middle
class family. I can never become rich in my life and
I can never give you
any riches. You are beautiful, bright, and
intelligent and you can get
anyone you want. But will you marry me? I asked
Murty to give me some time
for an answer.

My father didn't want me to marry a wannabe
politician, (a communist at
that) who didn't have a steady job and wanted to
build an orphanage...
When I went to Hubli I told my parents about Murty
and his proposal. My
mother was positive since Murty was also from
Karnataka, seemed
intelligent and comes from a good family.But my
father asked: What's his
job, his salary, his qualifications etc? Murty was
working as a research
assistant and was earning less than me. He was
willing to go dutch with me
on our outings. My parents agreed to meet Murty in
Pune on a particular
day at10 a. m sharp.Murty did not turn up. How can I
trust a man to take
care of my daughter if he cannot keep an
appointment, asked my father. At
12noon Murty turned up in a bright red shirt! He had
gone on work to
Bombay, was stuck in a traffic jam on the ghats, so
he hired a taxi(though
it was very expensive for him) to meet his would-be
father-in-law.

Father was unimpressed. My father asked him what he
wanted to become in
life.Murty said he wanted to become a politician in
the communist party
and wanted to open an orphanage. My father gave his
verdict. NO. I don't
want my daughter to marry somebody who wants to
become a communist and
then open an orphanage when he himself didn't have
money to support his
family. Ironically, today, I have opened many
orphanages something, which
Murty wanted to do 25 years ago. By this time I
realized I had developed a
liking towards Murty which could only be termed as
love. I wanted to marry
Murty because he is an honest man.He proposed to me
highlighting the
negatives in his life. I promised my father that I
will not marry Murty
without his blessings though at the same time, I
cannot marry anybody
else. My father said he would agree if Murty
promised to take up a steady
job. But Murty refused saying he will not do things
in life because
somebody wanted him to.So, I was caught between the
two most important
people in my life.

The stalemate continued for three years during which
our courtship took us
to every restaurant and cinema hall in Pune. In
those days, Murty was
always broke. Moreover, he didn't earn much to
manage. Ironically today,
he manages Infosys Technologies Ltd., one of the
world's most reputed
companies. He always owed me money. We used to go
for dinner and he would
say, I don't have money with me, you pay my share, I
will return it to you
later. For three years I maintained a book on
Murty's debt to me.. No, he
never returned the money and I finally tore it up
after my wedding. The
amount was a little over Rs 4000. During this
interim period Murty quit
his job as research assistant and started his own
software business. Now,
I had to pay his salary too!

Towards the late 70s computers were entering India
in a big way. During
the fag end of 1977 Murty decided to take up a job
as General Manager at
Patni Computers in Bombay. But before he joined the
company he wanted to
marry me since he was to go on training to the US
after joining. My father
gave in as he was happy Murty had a decent job, now.

WE WERE MARRIED IN MURTY'S HOUSE IN BANGALORE ON
FEBRUARY 10, 1978 WITH
ONLY OUR TWO FAMILIES PRESENT.I GOT MY FIRST SILK
SARI. THE WEDDING
EXPENSES CAME TO ONLY RS 800 (US $17) WITH MURTY AND
I POOLING IN RS 400
EACH.

I went to the US with Murty after marriage. Murty
encouraged me to see
America on my own because I loved travelling. I
toured America for three
months on backpack and had interesting experiences
which will remain
freshin my mind forever. Like the time when the New
York police took me
into custody because they thought I was an Italian
trafficking drugs in
Harlem . Or the time when I spent the night at the
bottom of the Grand
Canyon with an old couple. Murty panicked because he
couldn't get a
response from my hotel room even at midnight. He
thought I was either
killed or kidnapped.

IN 1981 MURTY WANTED TO START INFOSYS. HE HAD A
VISION AND ZERO
CAPITAL...initially I was very apprehensive about
Murty getting into
business. We did not have any business background ..
Moreover we were
living a comfortable life in Bombay with a regular
pay check and I didn't
want to rock the boat. But Murty was passionate
about creating good
quality software. I decided to support him. Typical
of Murty, he just had
a dream and no money. So I gave him Rs 10,000 which
I had saved for a
rainy day, without his knowledge and told him, This
is all I have. Take
it. I give you three years sabbatical leave. I will
take care of the
financial needs of our house. You go and chase your
dreams without any
worry. But you have only three years!

Murty and his six colleagues started Infosys in
1981,with enormous
interest and hard work. In 1982 I left Telco and
moved to Pune with Murty.
We bought a small house on loan which also became
the Infosys office. I
was a clerk-cum-cook-cum-programmer. I also took up
a job as Senior
Systems Analyst with Walchand group of Industries to
support the house. In
1983 Infosys got their first client, MICO, in
Bangalore . Murty moved to
Bangalore and stayed with his mother while I went to
Hubli to deliver my
second child, Rohan. Ten days after my son was born,
Murty left for the US
on project work. I saw him only after a year, as I
was unable to join
Murty in the US because my son had infantile eczema,
an allergy to
vaccinations. So for more than a year I did not step
outside our home for
fear of my son contracting an infection. It was only
after Rohan got all
his vaccinations that I came to Bangalore where we
rented a small house
in Jayanagar and rented another house as Infosys
headquarters. My father
presented Murty a scooter to commute. I once again
became ! a cook,
programmer, clerk, secretary, office assistant et
al. Nandan Nilekani (MD
of Infosys) and his wife Rohini stayed with us.
While Rohini babysat my
son, I wrote programs for Infosys. There was no car,
no phone, and just
two kids and a bunch of us working hard, juggling
our lives and having
fun while Infosys was taking shape. It was not only
me but also the wives
of other partners too who gave their unstinted
support. We all knew that
our men were trying to build something good. It was
like a big joint
family,taking care and looking out for one another.
I still remember
Sudha Gopalakrishna looking after my daughter
Akshata with all care and
love while Kumari Shibulal cooked for all of us.

Murty made it very clear that it would either be me
or him working at
Infosys. Never the two of us together... I was
involved with Infosys
initially. Nandan Nilekani suggested I should be on
the Board but Murty
said he did not want a husband and wife team at
Infosys. I was shocked
since I had the relevant experience and technical
qualifications. He
said, Sudha if you want to work with Infosys, I will
withdraw, happily. I
was pained to know that I will not be involved in
the company my husband
was building and that I would have to give up a job
that I am qualified
to do and love doing. It took me a couple of days to
grasp the reason
behind Murty's request.. I realized that to make
Infosys a success one had
to give one's 100 percent. One had to be focussed on
it alone with no
other distractions. If the two of us had to give 100
percent to Infosys
then what would happen to our home and our children?
One of us had to take
care of our home while the other took care of
Infosys. I opted to be a
homemaker, after all Infosys was Murty's dream. It
was a big sacrifice but
it was one that had to be made.

Even today, Murty says, Sudha, I stepped on your
career to make mine. You
are responsible for my success.
I might have given up my career for my husband's
sake. But that does not
make me a doormat

The 3 pictures below are a must see.. it's unbelievable that someone created this from sand.. take a look. How awesome.

Pictures below are from a beach in Maryland. Isn't the artwork awesome? Be sure to open up your screen all the way. The man creates new ones each day, as the ocean washes away his work every day.

Guess the answers ...

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

man
1. ------------
board

Ans. = man overboard

stand
2. ------------
i

Ans. = I understand

OK?.... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how
you fair?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

Ans. = reading between the lines

4. r
road
a
d

Ans. = cross road

5. cycle
cycle
cycle

Ans. = tricycle

0
6. ------------
M.D.
Ph.D.

Ans. = two degrees below zero

knee
7. ------------
light

Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)

ground
8. ---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet

Ans. = six feet underground

9. he's / himself

Ans. = he's by himself

10. ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance

11. death ..... life

Ans. = life after death

12. THINK

Ans. think big !!

And the last one is real fundoo ..

13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....

Ans. long time no 'C' (see)

Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them. -Lou Holtz

Never explain yourself. Your friends dont need it and your enemies wont believe it. -Belgicia Howell

Forgive your enemies, but never, never forget their names. - John F. Kennedy

You must experience and accept the extremes. Because if the contrast is lost, you lose appreciation; and when you lose appreciation, you lose the value of everything. - Philippos

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. -Ann Landers

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too. - Will Smith

If your problem has a solution then...why worry about it? If your problem doesnt have solution then...why worry about it? - Chinese Proverb

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Kiss slowly, play hard, forgive quickly, take chances, give everything and have no regrets. Life's too short to be anything but happy

The ultimate measure of man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. -Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Pain never really goes away; you just elevate and get used to it by growing stronger. -Philippos

You have to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you've got, remember what you had, learn from your mistakes, but never regret, people change, things go wrong, but remember life goes on!

Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.

Sometimes the people who hurt us the most are people who were hurt more than us. -Philippos

Our tears are what happens when it rains deep inside our hearts and we cannot hold the rain any longer.
-Philippos

I like to pretend that everything's alright. Because when everybody else thinks you're fine, sometimes you forget for a while that you're not.

"Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us." - Thomas Paine

The things that made me stronger are the ones that didnt let me sleep at first. -Anonymous

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FW: Beautiful prayer by a software employee.....................Telugu

Have U Ever Seen Educated Dogs :-)

GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

BUG developers -Telugu

What is the difference between Saali & Wife

FW: Telugu encounter

How to ask ur boss for salary increase

Pakistani Tourist

Dad how was I born - Masala Joke

some teacher student jokes!!

I Just Love to Hear IT !!!!

Sachin & Sourav when 85 years old.....

Email IDs of Indian Cricketers - FUN

Women Are Such Complex Creatures:

Jab North Met South - Marriage Invitation

What makes life 100%?

Narayana Murthy & Sudha Murty Love story(Infosys Technologies , Former Chairman)

Jesus on the Beach..great pics

Guess the answers ...

beautiful sayings to accept in life

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