Stupid questions & Funny Replies

Stupid questions & Funny Replies

Top10 most stupid questions people
generally ask in obvious situations and the irritated want to give the following
reply back...

At the movies: When you meet
friends...

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are
you doing here?

Answer:- Don't u know, I sell
tickets in black over here...

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In the bus: A heavy lady wearing
pointed high-heeled shoes stepson your feet...

Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that
hurt?

Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on
local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

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At a funeral: One of the
teary-eyed people ask..

Stupid Question:- Why, why him,
of all people.

Answer:- Why? Would it rather
have been you?

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At a restaurant: When you ask the
waiter

Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter
Paneer Masala" good?

Answer:- No, its terrible and
made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

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At a family get-together: When
some distant aunt meets you after years

Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo,
you've become so big.

Answer:- Well you haven't
particularly shrunk yourself.

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When a friend announces her
wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:- Is the guy
you're marrying good?

Answer:- No, he's a miserable
wife-beating , sensitive lout...it's just the money.

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When you get woken up at midnight
by a phone call...

Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were you
sleeping?

Answer:- No. I was doing research
on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was
sleeping.... you dumb witted #####.

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When you see a friend/colleague
with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:- Hey have you
had a haircut?

Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm
shedding...

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At the dentist when he's sticking
pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:- Tell me if it
hurts?

Answer:- No it wont. It will just
bleed.

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You are smoking a cigarette and a
cute woman in your office asks...

Stupid Question:- Oh, so you
smoke.

Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle
............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!