Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !
Sincere Apology
Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.
What is a girl friend?
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies & division of friends
newtons law of romance
newtons law of romance:- love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
it can only be changed from one girl friend to another...
breakfast
breakfast= can't eat bcoz i think of u. -
lunch= can't eat bcoz i think of u -
dinner= can't eat bcoz i think of u -
bedtime * can't sleep bcoz..... - i am so hungry!:.... ....
A rose exclusively
A rose exclusively for a nice person like u 4m an ever nice person like me.
Keep the rose until it's dry, keep my friendship until I die.
Knowing a friend like u
Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways
And if Ever I Have to Let you go..
I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!
Dictionary is the only place
Dictionary is the only place where death comes b4 life,
sucess b4 work & divorce b4 marriage,
but best part is friend comes b4 relatives.
There r 8 billion people around the world
There r 8 billion people around the world. I don't know why I keep on
messaging u.
may be because 7999999999 can't replace a single friend like u.
one day Love and friendship met
one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why
are you here? friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the
tears!!!" Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no
scope for tears if your friend is good.
When the time comes for you
When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure
that u select someone who will never break your heart coz broken
hearts have no spare parts.
I've seen angels in the sky
I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen
things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen
anything sweeter than you!
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi
zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say
zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U
If love were to be taxed,
If love were to be taxed,
I would be the highest tax payer.
you can't buy Love
you can't buy Love... but you can pay heavily
Common sense
Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!
Promises are like babies
Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver
You need Money
You need Money to call someone Honey.
I should be more Affectionate
My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends.
Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
i håtê Smî|îÑg
i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show
î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé
tó SaY gooDbYê...
Don't regret
Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and
say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!
Love makes life
Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?
Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep
Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better
Than A Dream.
No one is too young for love
No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your
mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age..
Love is like a cloud
Love is like a cloud.... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and
everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found
love when I found U.
It hurts to love someone
It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts
more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know
how you feel.
It takes a minute to have a crush,
It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day
to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
I'm scared to fall in love,
I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I
fall in love... it never seems to last.
People say you only fall in love once,
People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I
fall in love all over again
Love is to think
Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think
about yourself.
There are times when I fall in love with someone new
There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always
seem to find myself back in love with you.
The hardest thing
The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.
Meeting you was fate
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in
love with you was completely out of my control.
Always draw a circle
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart
because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
I'd rather be hated
I'd rather be hated for who I am then be loved for who I'm not
Trying to forget someone
Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone
you never knew.
Dance like no one's watching
Dance like no one's watching; sing like no one's listening; love like
you can't get hurt, and live like there's no tomorrow.
LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD
LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD - ThE DeEpEr yOu FaLL iN iT ThE HaRdeR iT iS tO GeT OuT.
You showed me how it is to be loved
You showed me how it is to be loved. Now I know what really love is. 1
day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms
again.
There's a warmth in my heart
There's a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when U R gone. Mend me 2 ur
side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, wat's simple
is true, I love you.
I feel something in my heart
I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I
see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because
I LOVE YOU!
LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr
LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR
RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE
EaCh OtHEr...
FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT,
FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN
DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~
Without humor, life sux. Without courage
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love,
life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
True love is like ghosts
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy
Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy 'I LoVe U' to Someone u ReaLLy Like,
Coz it is noT EvEryDaY u'll mEEt tHe PerSoN WhO hAs tHe MaGic 2 lEt u
fAll iN love...
A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh
A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd
iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???
Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme
Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the
end of time...
Cherish the person you love,
Cherish the person you love, never tell lies or attempt to hurt them
because you won't know how important they are until they are out of
your life...
It's hard to find someone
It's hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find
someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let
go.
It is not being in love
It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love
with YOU that makes me happy.
TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD
TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD, kiSS me wHen i'm saD, hug me wHen i cRy,
caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i'm sTill Alive...
I love you not because of who you are
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I
am with you.
Never frown
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is
falling in love with your smile.
A memory lasts forever
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay
together and never say good bye.
Meeting you was fate
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in
love with you was completely out of my control.
God created men first
God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.
The hardest thing
The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.
There are times when I fall in love
There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always
seem to find myself back in love with you.
Love is to think about someone
Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think
about yourself.
If the only possible
If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll
sleep forever.
You asked me who I liked
You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant
was no one but you.
Looking back on all these years
Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I
never want these memories to fade.
I'm crazy for you
I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never
wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my
kiss, I'm crazy for you.
I cry 4 the times U were almost mine.
I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I've left
behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the
times I thought I had U.
People say you only fall in love once
People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I
fall in love all over again.
Once Upon a Time,
Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing
that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day
I met you.
A million words would not bring you back
A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried.
Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.
You don't love a woman
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful
because you love her.
You come to love not by finding the perfect person
You come to love not by finding the perfect person but by seeing an
imperfect person perfectly.
I have no regrets
I have no regrets i will never regret loving some one because the
feeling of love for five minutes is greater than an eternity of hurt.
Expect the people you love to be better
Expect the people you love to be better it helps them to become better
But you don't get upset when they fail it helps them keep trying
Many a man in love with a dimple
Many a man in love with a dimple mistake the mistake if marrying the whole girl.
Love is giving some one
Love is giving some one the ability of destroy You and trusting them not to do.
Men love because they are afraid of themselves
Men love because they are afraid of themselves, afraid of the
loneliness that lives in them, and need some one in whom they can lose
themselves, as smoke loses itself in the sky .
the hardest thing in life
the hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else
Tears in my eyes
Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how
much I love you
Love is as a war
Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..
I would like to be a tear
I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your
cheeks and dieing on your lips.
I feel something in my heart
I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I
see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because
I LOVE YOU!.…
Falling in love is when she falls
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in
your dreams !
The day that I'll die
The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize
angels' faces, because I live with one on earth.
I miss you ... I need you
I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love
you ... more than words ... can ever say.
Love is hard and will always be
Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and
that one is ME !
It must have been a rainy day
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really
rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!
If your heart was a prison
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life
If a big fat man creeps
If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you
into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for
christmas!
To the whole world you are somebody
To the whole world you are somebody..... but to me , you are the whole world
If you are mad at me
If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !
The world is so more beautiful
The world is so more beautiful with you around!
Lonely?
Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I
wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!
a sweet little rabbit
(\_/)
(=.=)
(")(") a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...
Kiss me
Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.
Like a rose needs water
Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs
a pen, I need you!!
If the world was made of paper
If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write
everywhere that I like you!
A butterfly needs its wings
A butterfly needs its wings .... an icebear needs cold weather and I
... I need you!
Love...
Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one
… forever ....
I love you!
I love you! From the earth till the moon!
I hope that you finally understand
I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the
end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
What is a flower without the sun
What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky.
What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you
Of all the friends I've ever met
Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I
die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
If I would get a rose
If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend
every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you
I love two things
I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you
the rest of my life
Love is......
Love is....... to love more and more each day....
I want to share everything with you
I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments,
every single second of the day.
Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2
Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite, so close ur
eyes & snuggle up tight I'm wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!
Arre..listen. . 2ppl were askin me
Arre..listen. . 2ppl were askin me ur details 2 day. I gave them ur
address n no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r JOY &
HAPPINES.!!!
I miss you so
I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I
miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!
I am looking for a word
I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am
looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am
looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are
the best !!!
When the night comes
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star,
don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true,
'cause I did it and I found you!
If the people we love are stolen
If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have
them live on is to never stop
lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...
I wanted to send
I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
What I feel for you
What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so.
When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only
one for me?
That I love you is no wonder
That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me,
that is very special.
What is a flower without the sun
What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky.
What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you
Women admire a man
Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.
Without love I cannot live
Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!
When a heart is the sign of love
When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when
walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in
love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?
You are always in my heart
You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in
the whole world that makes me feel this way.
I miss you so, here around me
I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I
miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!
Love is sweet poison
Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise
.. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark
place.
Love is Pure
Love is Pure .. Love is Sure .. Love is sweet poison .. that Doctors can't cure
You are like the sunshine so warm
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you
are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!
You must be a good runner
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am
always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...
By following my heart
By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something
back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.
There are thousands of roses on this world
There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every
rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!
I have the
I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?
If you fall in river there is a boat
If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is
rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope
Kiss is not like Nokia
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People .. Kiss is not like
Nike..Just Do It. .. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More ..
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
You look so fine
You look so fine!I want to... break your heart and give you mine
Do you believe in love
Do you believe in love at first sight ... or do I have to walk by again??
If U delete this message
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats
bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?
L O V E ..
L = Lake of Sorrows ..
O = Ocean of Tears ..
V = Valley of Death ..
E = End of life.....
Don't waste your time
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their
time on you.
FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT
FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN
DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~
LovE is Not HoW LonG
LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR
RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE
EaCh OtHEr...
i håtê Smî|îÑg
i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show
î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé
tó SaY gooDbYê...
Don't regret what you've did
Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and
say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!
Every girl wants one guy to meet
Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants
all the girls to meet his one need.
Last night I hugged my pillow
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday
I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
Girls are like phones
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you
press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Love makes life so confusing
Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?
Don't cry because it's over
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.
Under the sea
Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope.
In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words...
'Forget me not'
When u were born
When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling..
Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and
everyone round u is crying..
A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh
A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT....
WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???
Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy
Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy 'I LoVe U' to Someone u ReaLLy Like,
Coz it is noT EvEryDaY u'll mEEt tHe PerSoN WhO hAs tHe MaGic 2 lEt u
fAll iN love...
Without humor, life sux
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love,
life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
LovE is Not HoW LonG
LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR
RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE
EaCh OtHEr...
Heart could only Love 4 a while
Heart could only Love 4 a while, U can put many relation in a file, U
can make a desert from the nile, But u cant stop my smile, when i see
ur name on my mobile.!
Love is like a bird
Love is like a bird, if u hold it tightly it dies, if u hold it
slightly , it flies, plz take good care of it.. DOn't Luv 1, don't
Luv2, but Luv 1 who Luvs u!
wen i go wrong
wen i go wrong , need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, need
ur hand 2 catch, wen i win, need ur hand 2 pat. in short "YA HATH
MUJHE DE DE THAKUR"
Be smart
Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.
You can fall from a mountain
You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way
to fall,is to fall in love with me.
Dont" keep me in ur eyes
Dont" keep me in ur eyes, i may fall as tears keep me in ur heart, so
that ur every "Heart Beat" may remainds u thats there is "someone 4
u".
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