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hindi joke-- Ek ladki thi diwani si

Ek ladki thi deewani si
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Mobile lekar chalti thi
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Nazrain jhuka ke
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Sharma ke
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Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
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Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
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Par jaane kis se darti thi
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Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
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Yehi poochha karti thi
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Yeh ON kaise hota hai

Yeh ON kaise hota hai
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aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai ..

My Times UP - nice one

My Times UP?

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to
the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'

God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and
8 days to live.'

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you
said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from
out of the path of the ambulance?'

- God replied: 'I didn't recognize you.'

Before and After Marriage - awesome

:: Before Marriage ::

Boy: Finally the day come

Girl: Would you leave me?

Boy: No way donâ€™t ever think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes of course

Girl: Is there any other girl in your life?

Boy: No, not at all.

Girl: Do you live with me rest of your life?

Boy: Yes Dear!

Girl: Oh, Dear

:: After Marriage ::

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hindi joke-- Ek ladki thi diwani si

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Before and After Marriage - awesome

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