Showing posts with label marital jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label marital jokes. Show all posts

Computers must be female.

Computers must be female.

No one but the creatorunderstands their internal logic.

The native language they use tocommunicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyoneelse.

The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informativeas,

"If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not goingto tell you.

" Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memoryfor later retrieval



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wanna a responsible man

Girl: I wanna a responsible man as a husband.
Man replies: Dat's me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood, they say I m responsible!

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Friend: how many women do u believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend:
Why?
Mr. Bean: Coz the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.


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wanna a responsible man

Girl: I wanna a responsible man as a husband.
Man replies: Dat's me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood, they say I m responsible!

************ ********* ********* ********* ******

Friend: how many women do u believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend:
Why?
Mr. Bean: Coz the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.


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Success is just like being pregnant.

Success is just like being pregnant.
Everybody congratulates you,
but nobody knows how many times you were f***ed!


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