- open Notepad.
- Now Copy this code in the text file…. X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*
- Then save it with the name fakevirus.exe
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How to check our Antivirus working properly or not?
allow always boss to speak .........
are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says,
"Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three,
I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted,
"I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries."
Pufffff. and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pufffff. and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said,
"I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."
MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
"ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST"
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I.T joke again - funny
Week 8
Memo 4: A seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at 4 p.m. Friday in the cafeteria. A fashion show will follow. Attendance is mandatory.
Week 9
Memo No. 5: As an outgrowth of Friday's seminar, a 14-member Casual Day Task Force has been appointed to prepare guidelines for proper casual-day dress.
Week 14
Memo 6: The Casual Day Task Force has distributed a 30-page manual entitled "Relaxing Dress Without Relaxing Company Standards." A copy has been distributed to every employee.
Week 18
Memo 7: Company is providing psychological counseling for employees who may be having difficulty adjusting to Casual Day.
Week 20
Memo 8: We are no longer able to effectively support or manage Casual Day. Casual Day is discontinued
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manaGement lesson - nice one
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage,started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for thefirst few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things wentgenerally well.
At the next stop, however, a big hulk likePathan got in. Six feet four, built like a wrestler, arms hanging downto the ground. He glared at the conductor and said, "Pathan doesn'tpay!" and sat down at the back.
Conductor didn't argue withPathan, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thinghappened, Pathan got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and satdown. And the next day, and the next..
This grated on the busdriver, who started losing sleep over the way Pathan was takingadvantage of poor conductor. Finally he could stand it no longer. Hesigned up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that goodstuff.
By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So, on the next Monday, when Pathan once again got on the bus and said, "Pathan doesn't pay!"
The driver stood up, glared back at Pathan, and screamed, "And why not?"
With a surprised look on his face, Pathan replied, "Pathan has a bus pass."
Management Lesson: Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one.
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