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For years, my friend C. and I have been mocking R&B love songs that offer literal, step-by-step previews of the night ahead. Besides being unintentionally hilarious, the songs are often bossy (Don't tell me what color dress to wear!) and ridiculous. All night long? No thanks. I've got an early conference call.

I have C. to thank for unearthing the satirical gem "Ooh girl!," which is the perfect answer to years of goofy sexual braggadoccio in song: "I apologize in advance. I can probably give you seven minutes if you don't move around too much."

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Husband and Wife - Do you know the meaning of WIFE?- nice jokes

Husband and Wife - Do you know the meaning of WIFE?


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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever


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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.


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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you


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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.


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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents


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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!


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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again


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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

You know, I was a fool when I married you.

The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

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Abortion ,Must Read- a very nice story

Abortion (Nice Story) Must Read

A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said:
"Doctor,I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is noteven 1 yr. old and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so closetogether."
So the doctor said: 'Ok, and what do you want me to do?'


She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with this.'
Thedoctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to thelady: "I think, I have a better solution for your problem. It's lessdangerous for you too.'


She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request.
Thenhe continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take care of 2babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way, youcould rest some before the other one is born. If we're going to killone of them, it doesn't matter which one it is.


There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.
The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible! It's a crime to kill a child!
'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you seemed to be ok with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution.

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