RENT FOR APARTMENT-nauty joke 18+

   RENT FOR APARTMENT

  A businessmanmet a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did nothave any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a chequeand mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing thatthe whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretarysend a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

"Dear Madam,
Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am notsending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I wasunder the impression that:

#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.

However, I found out that:

#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn't any heat, and
#3 - it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note:

" Dear Sir,

#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment toremain unoccupied indefinitely. #2 - As for the heat, there is plentyof it, if you know how to turn it on. #3 - Regarding the space, theapartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enoughfurniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.

Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady."


 

 



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