Funny SMS JOkes

1) what is sex ???
it's maths
add bed
subtract cloths
divide legs
and pray to god u dont multiply



2) Raju: hi ravi happy valentine's day
Ravi: thanx rey same to u
Raju : i am going out with my gf
Ravi : hehe tht was nice to hear but stay in ur limits bcozz xactly after 9 months its childrens day


3) scene : a mba girl arrested by a police
girl : why did u arrest me
police: i have cn u involved in sex
girl : no sir i actually r selling condoms and offering free trail


4) Dr chopra wanted a board to be written as psychotherapist so ask a sardar he writes it like this
Dr chopra
psycho the rapist

5) AN AMERICAN SAYS TO A SARDAR
hamaray desh may 90% shadi email sey hota hi
SARDAR SAYS
hamaray desh may 100 % shadi female sey hota

 

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