| Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!! In our life time 6 things can come at any time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.susu: isliye karke sona .good night (Language: Hindi) Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!! (Language: Hindi) AASMAN ME TUM HO,ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI DEKHO TUM HI TUM HO. DOMEX WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI "KITAANU" HAR JAGAH HOTE HAI..... Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!! Last nite i had a dream abt U... I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day... Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not... I asked GOD: Why it is so??? GOD replied: "BALANCE OF NATURE"...!! ! VISIT FOR MORE http://email4fun.blogspot.com |
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